Yeah… So I accidentally let a blue pen explode in the dryer today. Getting all over an entire load of laundry. Not good.
I was really lucky and only had one really nice article of clothing in there- this is the good thing about having more T-shirts than I know what to do with. It won’t be worth trying to get all of the stains out. I might try to rescue an item or two, and I’ll have some spectacularly groovy underwear a la tie-dye. But one thing’s certain: today will go down in the book of Stupid Things Zeke Does when he Lives on his Own.